Welcome to the marvelous page of Cockhazard Entertainment!! We are glad you could come. The world as we know it is facing the end. The Russians are working on mutated roosters. These cocks will be able to wipe out all the life on this planet. All but in the Netherlands. So we need you dumbshits brave people to come down to Dutchland, prepare for battle and to repopulate the world! It's a hard task, yes. But I can assure you it's certainly an enjoyable one.

May God guard your balls...

Yes. We're hiring. We're looking for people who are willing to join the most fun entertainment studio ever.

But guess what...?


WE DON'T WANT YER UGLY FACE!!!